Hank is now isolating at home (but able to remote program).
There was some confusion (before Andy’s informative PPE instruction) when Hank was told he was wearing his mask incorrectly. Bear-Bear is in isolation at a separate locale due to the faux pas.
Hank was able to upload Ginger’s campaign ad. Despite the difficulties in the pig-latin decoder, the video clearly highlights all Ginger’s talking points. This is the raw version before cutting to final announcements. Seven minutes of footage is a bit too long for the attention span of many voters.
Tommy, the UPS carrier, has quit the post office because of his side job. You may have seen him on The hit series, “The Masked Singer.” Vote for his success and fulfill his dreams of stardom.
Purdy was able to recruit Pete (famed military envoy) to transport communiques between the “embedded” journalist the campaign office has in the field. You may remember Pete giving his testimony before Congress when he made the following statement.
Pete is an important asset because of his ability to blend in with former military leaders. His “outdated technique” for transporting documents is revealed to the public for the first time. New measures of data transfer are currently in place.
Pootie Party members in the field have taken advantage of the PPE requirements to mingle freely (on line, Skype, Face-time, etc) while remaining anonymous. Here are a couple of our reporters.
Purdy wants to give a “shout out” to the Dairy and Poultry lobby for providing the effective (and fashionable) PPE mask she wore in Andy’s video conference last week. For those that don’t remember:
She was able to get an endorsement from the group, to support which ever candidate (Andy or Ginger) gains the nomination for President. Assisting in an ad promotion for the group, Purdy received their support for the Pootie Party.
Thus concludes this segment of “Mews”. Stay safe, stay informed and stay in contact (realistically, just call) with friends that may also have health issues. Purdy personally wanted to let Buzz know we are thinking of him and wish a speedy recovery (from whatever that awful vet did to him.)
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I’d like to personally thank all the individual sources for the material in this article. I can’t remember where I got them all from. Hank the pig has his own web page (I did remember one). Thanks to all the rest of you voters of the Pootie Party (Woozle and Peep friends included).