SekritLife3: Chapter 9 — Short Fables Of Da Furrs and Feathers.
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That time of the week when Thursday Fursdai is suddenly there.
yesh, it is Fursday. It did come winding around that corner really fast didn’t it? But youse presenting very hansumly!
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We are all looking for a small something to make it a fun Fursday.
OMCC!!! Da debonair, da dapper, da swanky!!! *thud*
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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
We all need a mystery tour at least once a week if not moar.
Oooooh! I hopes so! What a beyootiful kitteh. So much charm and evident soigné
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Some patiently wait for their mystery tour fun story to begin.
Oh da most kewtest members ob da audience!!!
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Once upon a time, there was a Kobold that lived in the woods at the back of da house…
Ruh oh… Yu luks like a very hansum Kobold…. Ifn thats even possible…
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It’s bestest frend was a Dracule, born into a kitteh family and raised with lots of lubs.
Oh da beyooty, da gawjus, da fabutastic!
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They played in da forest at da back of da house with other forest creatures.
I wish you would teach da others to listen with so much style and flourish
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They both wanted adventures and wanted to see da bigger world.
hmmm. That is egselent translation kitteh! What a brainiac you is! Can you take me wif you?
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They told each other fierce stories of adventures and swashbuckling heroes...
I saw da Kraken coming up da river! I did! Wait… Whatchyu mean dragging a dragon into this?
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[*Sigh* *eye roll* Okay then. Reely, who’s telling da story?! ]
No. I have the invitation right here, and it sez, specifically — “Do nawt drag a dragon into this story!!!!”
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Fine, and then there be dragons! They were old and glorious. The musicians arrived in the middle of da story to sing us their specially composed Da Lay of Dragons,
Da Lay ob da Dragon, sung by Minstrel Otterwandy Taliesin.
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The most famous poet singer arrived with his instrument and began to sing about da drago…. a sea creature of great beauty and prowess… ?!! Whut?
Otter, Otter, 🎵🎵
We clever Otter, Otter, ♫ ♩
We torture simply with a single glance ♭ ♫ 🎵
Two-legs even think they stood a chance
Youse unusual, but why would we settle.
We knows youse drawn to us. 🎵🎵
But what makes you think you is special, special? ♫♫🎵
[*wait...um... What are you all doing to mah story?!!]
Yu iz da hansomest Otter I eber seen. Plez, plez take me wif yu when you leaves here. I’z happy to be your baggage carrier…
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[um… so sorry. Getting back to da story...]
Okay, okay. Da story continues. Reely. And yuse is wonderful to be here.
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As the music and singing proceeded, some wondered if it was okay to dance.
Well. Since you ask with such charm and grace. Yes, there may be dancing…
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Okay then. There will be dancing...
Good of you to bring your shoes! Those are some spectacular dancing shoes!!!
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That is a fabulous dancing outfit. And you will make da floor glow by your presence.
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[And then there was a loud sound of shock from the other side of the room. As yet another story crash landed on the two previous… ]
Wait, West Side Story and Shakespeare together? Here? Whut? And how come I never look so mahvelous when surprised…?
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Yesh. I finally hear you! Thanks for trying to warn meh about the many stories landing in da Story Field.
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Oooooh! You must be Maria? I’m hanging out in your corner. I’m such a fan! Welcome!
Oh. Okay then. Welcome. And may I say you is awesomely gawjus!
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Welp. Seems others have had it with all this caterwauling, gnashing and crashing. As is da author.
Fine. Can I come too? You luks like a soothing duo to keep me company into the twilight..
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Okay then. I, da author of this unplanned debacle, am throwing in da towel!
you sed it!! Liek herding cats!
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Well… You can take over da story now.
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