The wreck of the Klanish Armada!
Lake Travis, they say is a great place to play
When the weather's good Northwest of Austin
By July 2020, the tensions were plenty
And the long quarantine was exhaustin'
Pacey Chenowyth says she's a fan of the Prez
And she wants to support him in Texas
So she held an event as an experiment
And Lake Travis, of course, was its nexus!
By Labor Day weekend Trump's numbers had weakened
And Ms. Chenowyth's group did assemble
A flotilla of yachts to exclude the have-nots
In the hope they'd make liberals tremble
They had planned for the day an air/water display
Paratroops, helicopters, a bomber
Though they all were riled up for some asses to whup
They'd soon wish that the waters were calmer!
Oh, they revved up their engines and roared with a vengeance
For conservative men never dawdle
At the sound of the gun they all sped off as one
With a hundred boat engines full throttle!
But the problem, you see, with today's GOP
Is, they hate expert nerds with devotion
They have put their reliance on God and not science
And don't know Newton's Third Law of Motion!
The boats sent their wake 'cross the full width of lake
From the Mansfield Dam to Ford's Marina
And the waters, once flat, at the drop of a hat
Were a scene from the storm called Katrina
The wake from the tall boats, it swamped all the small boats
(The same happens in economics)
And of what next occurred you have probably heard
From the late show hosts and stand-up comics!
Several boat volunteers, having had a few beers
Didn't know what emergency tasks were
They'd heard life jacket users were wusses and losers
So they'd left their vests home, where their masks were!
Although five boats were downed, somehow no one was drowned
So they all lived to vote against Biden
Pacey Chenowyth cawed they'd been rescued by God
But she should have paid heed to Poseidon!
They say Arkansas Bend is a fisherman's friend
Hippie Hollow Park don't require clothing
You can zipline for thrills out near Anderson's Mills
Sometimes Island just fills us with loathing
The legend goes on from Sam Houston on down
About Texans who act immaturely
Lake Travis, they say, is a great place to play
When the storms of November aren't early!