It suddenly, randomly occurs to me that Donald Jerkwaffle Trump is the ultimate proof that the government is most definitely not hiding any sort of secret knowledge about alien life that only the president is privy to etc etc. Because if there were such a secret, you know he’d have already tweeted about it like mad by now in his endless attempts to distract us from all the stuff he’s blatantly doing out in the open!
That is all, have a nice day.
P.S. Yes I have decided that his J stands for Jerkwaffle and you can’t convince me otherwise… unless you have a better option for it!
P.P.S. This isn’t meant to be serious, just silly, I hope there’s no explosion in the comment section of my very first post of any kind ever XD But really, if there were such a thing he really probably would have plastered it everywhere, you think he’d respect whatever theoretical reasons there’d be to keep it secret? =P