A Modest Proposal on Stem Cells
These embryos are not being given their chance to have life. Are we to believe that God, in his mighty wrath, will sit by and just watch as thousands of souls sit frozen in stasus as fetuscicles?
No, he wouldn't, so, something had better be done about this pressing dilemma, and fast, which got me thinking...
I hereby propose that, in order to more completely protect the sanctity of life, every embryo not yet implanted for gestation be forcibly inserted into the nearest "pro-life" Christian of child-bearing age. Once chosen for the proceedure, the woman will have no choice but to submit to the implantation as, so they have repeatedly pointed out, a woman's choice means less than a child's right to life.
Fair is fair, ladies. Now, if you please, form an orderly line to the left and wait your turn in the stirrups. I'm sure, with time, you'll come to see that other's know what's best for you far more than you do.