Not one to shy away from opportunities to gratuitously bathe in the warm, pulsing blood of his hapless victims, Dark Lord Jon "Sith" Stewart turned his merciless, unblinking gaze toward the blogosphere yesterday.
What he claims to have witnessed was almost as horrific as the eyeball-searing, unimaginably demonic act of wanton violence he performed - on live, prerecorded cable television, before a more or less audience of barely recognizable, formerly-human zombies - in what can only be called, frankly, "response".
Be warned, the hypertrophied, ultra-visceral clip you are about to witness (and you VILL watch it, and you VILL LIKE IT!!) requires an iron stomach, a hide thicker than the hull of the U.S.S. Constitution, a constitution stronger than, well, the U.S. Constitution...and balls of pure, unalloyed, Pandoran unobtanium.
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