He has souperdooper powers, did you know?
It dawned on me, while I was reading Jed Lewison's front page story about Newt telling us how Obama has misappropriated dictatorial powers for himself. Wait a minute, I says to myself, weren't we talking, a few years back, about how King George II of the House of Bush, he of the signing statements, was assuming dictatorial power? Wasn't it Bush who spent the last eight years systematically depriving the American people of their Constitutional liberties?
By golly, it was! So, what the heck is going on here? I asks myself. Then it hits me, Bush assumed all those powers because Obama made him do it!
Amazing. Spooky. Who'd have thought that a skinny kid with a funny-sounding name and big ears, and also with a Kenyan birth certificate and a Muslin Zionist Jihad agenda controlled by Bill Ayers and kindergarten children, and also an arms-baring revolutionary wife and legions of greenshirt FEMA-camp cloned volunteers at his command... who'd have thought a guy like that could have been responsible for the misdeeds of the Bush empireadministration?
And yet, the evidence was always there.
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