Enter time machine
TV Presenter: And on this day November 4, 2012 we take you to an undisclosed location, where we've secured an exclusive interview with the next President of The United States, Zombie Ronald Reagan!
Zombie Reagan: Braaaaaaaiiiinnnns!
TV Presenter: I wouldn't know anything about that, Zombie Reagan! But, tell me! To what do you attribute your successful bid for a totally unconstitutional third term?
Zombie Reagan: Braaaaaaaiiiinnnns!
TV Presenter: Of course you do, Zombie Reagan! Please do me the honor of eating my brains, possibly in conjunction with a fruity Merlot!
Zombie Reagan: Braaaaaaaiiiinnnns!
TV Presenter: Aargh . . . it's a pleasure, Mr. President . . .
Sarah Palin: Oh wow, y'know, he's such a maverick, also, you betcha, with the eating of folks' brains and all, and I wish he'd eat my brains, you betcha . . .
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